Premise: A police robot is stolen and completely reprogrammed by a young inventor and a trio of gangsters. They name their new robot Chappie and teach it to fight.
Eons ago, in a time called 2009, there was a little film called District 9 that took the world by storm. It was a terrific movie, with solid action, great visual effects (and on a low-ish budget, no less), and introduced the world to actor Sharlto Copley. But none of that would’ve been possible without the direction of first-timer Neill Blomkamp. He directed District 9 so well, and I thought he was destined for greatness. Well, Blomkamp’s follow-up, Elysium, really put a damper on those expectations. It wasn’t horrible, but was definitely a step down from District 9, not to mention feeling almost exactly the same. When the first trailer for Chappie hit, I wasn’t too impressed, but I kept an open mind and tried to be optimistic. Looks like most people didn’t have high hopes, because despite coming in number one at the box office, Chappie took in a pretty weak hull of $13 million. To add insult to injury, it’s been receiving scathing reviews. Yikes! But if you don’t want to take the professionals’ word for it, you can take mine.
Just to let you guys know that I’m not being harsh, I’ll start with the positives. Neill Blomkamp has always had an eye for visual effects. Nothing more needs to be said about District 9, and even though I didn’t like Elysium I have no trouble admitting it was visually gorgeous. Chappie‘s not quite as effects-heavy as his previous work, but it’s a success on that front. The coolest thing was Chappie himself. Even though I found him annoying as a character, I did buy that he was a living, non-breathing thing that could conceivably walk the streets in the future. Also, as overused as it is in Blomkamp’s work, futuristic South Africa always looks good. There’s also some very good action, albeit not as strong as and less consistent than Blomkamp’s previous films.
Unfortunately, the visual brilliance of Chappie is bogged down by a lot of problems. The biggest was the characters. I already mentioned how I found Chappie annoying. He acts more like an annoying comic-relief sidekick than the hero he’s supposed to become, but he’s only the tip of the iceberg. Chappie indulges in one of my biggest pet peeves; casting non-actors who clearly didn’t take any lessons. I would’ve been fine with members of Die Antwoord having cameos, but they did not work as major characters. They gave horrible performances, not helped by their grating accents (apologies to South Africans everywhere). The worst part? They never go away, and they’re always there push the ostensible deuteragonist (AND ACTUAL ACTOR) Dev Patel aside. Ugh! However, I don’t blame them. They were doing the best they could with no experience. You’ve got to look at Blomkamp, who seems obsessed with putting his favorite rappers in big roles (Elysium was originally supposed to star Eminem. Try picturing that!)
Chappie also has a major identity crisis that it can’t shake off. On one hand, it’s a fairly hard R-rated sci-fi action movie with lots of violence and swearing. It also tries (and fails) to examine the struggles of a robot discovering his humanity. But on the other, it’s embarrassingly silly. Chappie himself is a completely comedic character for a good portion of the film, stumbling around like an idiot like a Paul-Blart ripoff. Even when he has to step up to plate and be a hero, he’s still acts more like a baby than a badass. The result is a story without an interesting protagonist, but with lots of jarring tonal shifts.
Chappie has some things going for it, but the rest of the movie is a wasted opportunity. Bad characters, an unsatisfying story, and a very bizarre tone all make Chappie a bitter disappointment and another miss for Neill Blomkamp. The guy’s a talented director, but he needs to try something new. He should try other genres, direct someone else’s scripts, avoid casting rappers. I even be fine with him staying in the sci-fi realm, but he should really try making his future work stand out from this crap. Here’s hoping his Alien film can bring him back to greatness.
Score: 3.5/10